Let’s face it, sometimes a motorcycle will accumulate a thick coating, a patina, if you will, of mud, grease, chain oil, diesel exhaust, and various kinds of slime, that can be associated with bikers. And on special occasions, this “patina” must be removed, as expediently as possible. And if said patina can be removed by attractive women in bikinis, so much the better. So without further ado, I will attempt to demonstrate the process, in a series of photos. Make sure there are buckets full of cleaning agents Be thorough. Scour those cracks and crevasses. Hose down the biker, if necessary. Admonish the biker if the motorcycle is extremely dirty. Finally, towel dry. And now, a refresher... Scour... Rinse Blowdryer is a handy addition